Thursday, May 18, 2017

Land of Smiles (2017)

Director: Bradley Stryker

Stars: Alexandra Turshen, Keenan Henson, Caitlin Stryker, Bradley Stryker

A Young Backpacker is lured through the third world paradise of Thailand searching for her kidnapped best friend and unknowingly she becomes the object of a sociopath's obsession.

This movie was a complete rip off of the movie Turistas and other movies like it. I mean it is not shot by shot, but it is one of those American vacations alone in another country and get caught up in something bad. There has been so many of these movies made that it is just not that shocking any more at all. I think that people have learned their lesson about traveling.

The acting in this movie was average for a horror movie. The young women in the movie were just dumb idiots looking to have a good time. The guys were these moocher douche bags that wanted to get laid. All of this is happening in Thailand, but you hardly see any locals around at all. It was just weird.

The worst part of the movie was that stupid clown. I was so hoping this movie was going to be filled with tons of clowns all over the place killing people, but oh no, it was just one idiot that was in a clown suit threatening these people. The clown costume looked frightening, if you are afraid of clowns. It was the voice that was coming out of the clown that made it so comical. I wanted this clown to show some blood and gore, but it was all just scary mask and threats. It was weak.

This movie was may be worth watching once, but I do not see this movie being a rewatcher at all. It just is not worth it at all. After watching once, you will be done with it. It is just like watching so many other movies. I watched it, so you don't have to.

Land of Smiles (2017) Trailer

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