Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011)

Director: Mary Lambert

Stars: Tiffany, Deborah Gibson, A Martinez, Micky Dolenz

Locals in the Florida Everglades have to find a way to kill giant pythons and alligators after they start eating people.

This is one of those terrible Sci-Fi Channel movies. These movies are never good, but it is the cast that is what is so good. I will talk more about that that in a bit.

The special effects for this movie was absolutely terrible. The snakes and the gators stood out so much that it was almost a bit too cartoony than I have every scene. They both looked like color forms placed on the scenes. Like you could peel them off and replace them on the screen. That would have make the movie so much better.

Tiffany and Deborah Gibson in a movie together. They were both high school pop rivals in the 80's. They supposedly hated each other them, so it was nice to see them that desperate for money to be in this movie together. They even both mention a line from one of their songs in the movie. The best part is the two of them fighting in food in a big scene in the movie. They are just really going at it. 

The worst part is how both of them are dressed in this movie. Debbie Gibson is wearing a long tube top, and she has no boobs. I have no idea how she is keeping that thing up. Tiffany looks like a hooker dressed up like a female sheriff. That is what she is in the movie, the sheriff. She is wearing a short skirt and her top was unbutton almost down to her waist. She looked like a hooker. No female sheriff would ever dress like that or would be allowed to dress like that. It was terrible.

This was not a good movie. It would be great for kids to watch. It will suck for everyone else. You might have seen this on cable, and you already known that it is bad. I watched it, so you don't have to.

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011) Trailer

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