Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Ditch Day Massacre (2016)

Director: Joe Hendrick

Stars: Bill Oberst Jr., Katy Foley, Zach Silverman, Pandie Suicide

Jenny Bilson, a high school senior, is the perfect student, a wonderful daughter to a veteran police detective and an all American Dream. But the one mistake she is unaware of making is about to haunt her in a very violent way, as her past returns for revenge.

This movie was about teenagers high school students being killed in a house. That one young woman, Pandie Suicide, was not a teenager and was so miscast in this movie. She was covered in tattoos. I mean, what teenager is covered in tattoos that would take years to have done. Could they not find someone else to do this cheesy ass movie? Someone that was not covered in tattoos to play a high school. It was obvious a terrible choice. It is not like this movie was going to go anywhere. The rest of the cast was okay, very passable.

The most rememberable scene in this movie was in the beginning. When you see the killer doing pushups naked, and you see his really big penis. He is nothing to look at all. He has a great body for an middle aged man, he has an ugly paper bag face, but he has a big dick. That is why he was showing it off in the bad movie.

This was a cheesy ass horror/slasher movie about revenge. It was not scary at all. I mean there is absolutely nothing scary about this movie at all. It is not worth watching at all. I watched it, so you don't have to.

Ditch Day Massacre (2016) Trailer

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