Monday, October 31, 2016

3-Headed Shark Attack (2015)

Director: Christopher Ray

Stars: Karrueche Tran, Jason Simmons, Rob Van Dam, Danny Trejo

Passengers aboard a cruise ship fight for their lives when a mutated, three-headed shark goes on a rampage.

You cannot get any more to the point than that for a movie. That is basically all that happened in the movie. You have a mutated 3 headed shark that eats garbage and people. That is all he does. This shark is like none other. This one can jump up on boats, and it can get on land to eat people. No other shark can do that. It is that weird.

The cast is terrible. The only person that is known in the movie is Danny Trejo. He will show up to do almost anything, as long as there is a check. He cannot act to save his life. He is normally the same character in every movie. The rest of the cast is made up of straight young people dancing horribly on a boat to bad music.

The special effects on this movie are really bad. The shark looks so fake that it is like a cardboard cutout of a shark with extra heads glued on them. I loved how bad it was.

This is nothing but a movie. It is a Sci-fi Channel movie, so what do you really expect. I know that there are many people out there that love these kind of movie. That is why I review them. Enjoy.

3-Headed Shark Attack (2015) Trailer

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