Friday, September 16, 2016

A Slice of Terror (2004)

Director: Michael Haboush

Stars: Justin Ackerman, The Amazing Robaire, John Baumgartner, Bobby Trendy

Zaffo is a pizza-delivery guy who's constantly ridiculed by his friends and co-workers. When a group of teenagers force Zaffo into a homoerotic situation, he finally decides to fight back, enlisting the help of a psychic and an over-the-top gay customer to cast spells on the boys. Once Zaffo has them under his power, he tortures them one at a time.

This was one of the worst movies that I have seen. It was torture to sit through. The movie and the story has been done better by preschoolers. The acting was the terrible. I have seen better acting in porn. It was just so bad. This movie is almost a soft core gay porn, in the worst way. I do not even know, if it would have been better as a porn. They would have had to gotten better and hotter guys to do this movie. It was full of a bunch of twinks with terrible bodies. They all needed to be carded. It was all gross and bad.

The discussingly flamboyant Bobby Trendy was in this movie. I guess he lost a bet to do this terrible movie, or he was that desperate to get his face and name out there even more. I have no idea.

This is a movie that never needs to be seen again. It was suppose to be a comedy horror movie, but there was nothing funny about it at all. This is a movie that I say skip it. I watched it, so you don't have to.

No comments: