Director: Alan Daniels
Stars: Andrew Addams, Lewis Alante, Slade Burrus
Timmy has been sent to a juvenile prison work camp for committing murder. He gets thrown in the same cell with three other mates. Beef is the head cock of the cell block. Lana is the Queen Bee, as in he is about two steps from being a woman himself. Finally, there is Ludes, whom is obsessed with comic book and drugs. The Padre is the gayest of them all. Boss is a closet gay that likes to spank the men. Timmy has to learn how to make friends and survive his time in Cell block Q.
I am so not kidding you about this movie. This is the sum of the whole movie. Let me break this down for you. The sets look like they were filmed in someone's garage or basement. The "actors" are the worse that I have ever seen. I mean, the acting is worse than in the crap horror movies from the 70's. The only reason this movie is watched is because there are frontal nudes scenes in it. The movies would have made better gay porn, but the acting was worse. If they started playing really bad music and got hard, then it would have been porn. It is literally all the movie needed. There are so many gay clichés in the movies than the right wing could even think of. I know it was made in the early 90's when the indie gay movies were being thrown at a gay audience, but this movie was just plain awful.
Do yourself a favor, and do not watch this mess. If someone wants to watch it, then punch them in the face. It would be about the same feeling. I watched this so you don't have to.
The Boys of Cellblock Q (1992) Full Movie